Well Shoot a rabbit!!! Not really nana 🍌 I fucking love rabbits! But I am pretty much jitterbugged! If I’m not being played like a yoyo by the current ex, I’m getting banned and blocked from Facebook groups. I hope I don’t get too depressed about it…🙄of course I’m being s-a-r-c-a-s-t-i-c (pronounced real slow)…but cookies with extra chocolate chips for the “crazy” group and their admins, because it inspired me to spit up some rant and blog about it….seeing that I’m blocked and still have a couple of things to say.
So the past couple of months I’ve been admin on 2 FB groups and as you may (or may not) know, have also been running my own Facebook page – it keeps me busy o.k…..mmph! Bet you thought I only obsess with relationships and guys, huh (not mentioning that the 2 groups are actually for single people, searching for love….) Anyway, up pop a suggested group from the all knowing Facebook, (because they know me so well, we’re practically family) saying that I might also like this group. So I joined it of course! I usually observe a group for a couple of days to see the general vibe (much like a narcissist adjusts his personality to match yours, before he pounces) before I post or comment anything….. And by golly!! Facebook was right! (again…it’s like they know what I think🤔😂) I did quite like the vibe and energy, and the “mad” group’s posts was extreme and at times, too rough for even me! They posted about pussy, dick, sex, oral, anal, rude jokes, you name it! A meme heaven! And so I posted and posted, stole a bit, made some cool friends and everything was just too “lekker”…..for a couple of days.
I posted a suggestive meme regarding masturbation and Christianity, with the emphasis on ‘suggestive‘! TBH I’ve seen way worse memes on that group, so I seriously did not see anything offensive or blasphemous about it! I was feeling all funny and chaffed, and was not surprised as the comments, laugh and like reactions started rolling in….and then…SPLAT 💦 the shit hit the fan, as the first boomer started complaining and just like that, a whole crowd of village people, with burning torches and pitchforks, were gathered at my inbox 😲 The front runner being, this horny, married mommy who usually commented crude & cringey remarks, almost like a naïve, horny. primary school boy, discovering his dad’s porn stash for the first time. And her rural town sophistication reflected in everything she said, Vienna sausages and all….wow, and she was all over my inbox, like the cheap perfumes she obviously uses, and when I did not respond, she went to all my previous posts, reacting with angry little faces😡 and commenting BS that did not even make sense…in other words a typical Karen boomer fit, and since they are my ‘favourite’ type of boomer, I deleted the ‘offensive’ post. For every comment made by the Karen, I just reacted with a care emoji on every remark she made on my posts, going to bed that night, knowing I’m the better person!
I woke up the next morning like I always do: black coffee, Facebook and my vape (a smoke would have sounded way cooler, I know…) and what do you know…banned and blocked!😰The horror! Sad to be the one to say this, but nearly in all of these groups, you can say anything about anybody…..just not not about Christianity, and definitely not about Christianity and sex! The worst is, the biggest snowflakes that complained, were actually the ones making the most lewd comments and posts….not acting Christian at all. I’m agnostic though, so I seriously do not give a fuck. Anyway…
A lengthy, longwinded rant (because that’s what I do) just to say may the next 365 days only be better, than the last 365 days. May your days be filled with lots of money, love (or sex….which ever you prefer) and food that does not make you fat! Happy 2022!!!🎉
