Darwin Awards

January last year, some scary shit started appearing on my YouTube feed, regarding a virus, uploaded by citizens in China. I got this gnawing feeling in the back of my mind,, but convinced myself, it’s my love for conspiracy theories and drama that sparked it, so chose to ignore it. On the 21st of January, China closed off Wuhan, a city with 11 million residents. By Closed down, I mean literally closed down, with nothing entering or exciting the city. Just days after that. multiple cities with millions of residents, were ‘closed down’ and I started wondering, why would China, (the country where everything is made) go to such an extreme? So, by February, my kids started avoiding eye contact, as soon as I started talking about China or the virus, and gave each other that she-finally-lost-it look, when I start rambling that in six months, our lives will have changed unrecognizably…..

Well, It’s a year later and my word., not only did our lives change, but the whole world.. When humans are threatened, they start a war, fight and kill the enemy, mostly motivated by greed….simple. But when the enemy is an invisible force with no motivation, killing everyone regardless of nationality, social standing or possessions, we get reminded of our own vulnerability and insignificance in the universe….and that scares the shit out of us. Some are so afraid, that they have to create an enemy in physical form with a reason….one they can get mad at, fight and kill. After a year, even the tinfoil hat brigade have to admit, that the virus might be real and is not ‘just the flu’ – but they still need a physical enemy and like sheep, just got herded to another theory, that the vaccine is a chip and that the all present NWO is trying to control us and take our freedom…..nearly every fucking county is protesting in some or other way because of freedoms being restricted or taken away. Like today at Muizenberg, 100’s of people gathered on the boardwalk, riling each other up, and despite the police presence, finally waded into the water, because……you know, there is no possible way to get infected in seawater and the sun (the opinion of Judy Moskowitz in Plandemic). Why can Casino’s and other businesses be open, but not going to the beach?? This does not make sense.! We are free!

Let me try and explain this and please read as slow as you need, until you get it. You see, Casino’s and businesses are closely monitored and controlled, following sanitation and social distancing regulations…that’s why there is someone at standing at the door, checking that you wear a mask, sanitise your hands before you enter and will stop you to wait if there are too many customers inside. The government is not in cahoots with the NWO trying to take away your freedom, you fucking knuckle-dragging Neanderthal! They are trying to keep things as safe as possible without a hard lockdown again, so that people can continue to work….that’s also why your booze is banned, because there is not enough resources (nurses, doctors & hospitals) to accommodate those sick with the virus AND the stupid morons who drink and drive, get stabbed in drunken fights or injured etc. Easy…..no booze equals no drunk hillbillies getting injured or injuring others. Our country will not survive another hard lockdown, but they are trying to do their best to try and contain this virus and the economy. Are you just fucking braindead?

Now, I’m not smart and after I became a rabbit my thought processes slowed down, but I get the need for forecasting in business management and in countries for that matter. Every year various trends get measured and predicted (forecasted) for the next year, for various reasons but also to identify any anomalies. You would want to know, if all of a sudden, there’s more deaths or births than usual…..You never know…..could be a bad batch of maize or faulty condoms…..on the subject of forecasting…….we have had a HUGE spike in deaths from natural causes, and they assume it’s due to Covid. Of course al my ‘woke‘ fellow citizens say: “Well it’s natural causes….duh!” Really? We’ve had 125,744 excess deaths for the past year….a 125,744 MORE than forecasted. The only difference, you idiots, is that they were never tested for Covid (the actual cause) and we only see the result (heart stopping etc.) which in essence looks just like a normal death. Urgh!!! What does it matter?? It’s like talking to a brick wall! I am an anus hair’s width from loosing my shit🤬

The first vaccines should be arriving here soon and then you can do W T F you want! Take it….don’t take it….I DON’T CARE. Your freedom, your choice, but stop with the fucking malicious fear mongering and trying to change innocent people’s minds! Especially on social media riddled with gullible, not too bright, individuals! People are dying and the 2nd wave is already spreading around the world like a wildfire. We have to try and get some herd immunity before it mutates again into a 3rd deadlier wave. When the majority are vaccinated and we are closer to getting herd immunity, you can go and build your sand castles on the beach, surf, hugging strangers etc. If you get it, you get it…..at least their will be an available bed in hospital 🙄 If you’re one of the unlucky ones that don’t make it, well fuck it, at least you died a free man! You can then also use that precious freedom of speech and blame Charles Darwin, evolution and natural selection.

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